NICOLAS CAGE’S BLACK METAL SON HATES HIS PERSONAL TRAINER, ALMOST GOT TASED BRO
I neither aspire to a position of authority nor wish to regularly face off with violent jerks, so I’ve never considered becoming a police officer. But shit nobody told me that the job might entail sending 500,000 volts of electricity into Hollywood actor/batshit kook Nicolas Cage’s defenseless son, who fronts black metallists Eyes Of Noctum. Talk about killing two birds with one stone! Man, I’m so pissed at my high school guidance counsellor right now. From the always trustworthy The Hollywood Gossip:
Weston Cage was taken to the hospital by ambulance after he flipped out at a restaurant in Hollywood on Tuesday. Reports say his trainer told him he couldn’t eat something on the menu when Weston went off, pushing the trainer violently. The trainer took Cage down, and someone else tried calming him down to no avail. Weston got up and continued freaking out.
When police arrived, Weston was told to get on the ground or be tased. Weston complied, and was cuffed and strapped to a gurney. Police say they it’s unclear if he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol, but they were concerned that he was unstable.
This awesome video reveals Westy grappling in the damn street with said trainer for at least three minutes. That’s not bad considering I tapped out after just three seconds of grappling with Eyes Of Noctum.