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FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH ANNOUNCE NEW BASSIST

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After months and months of seemingly endless searching, modern metal titans Five Finger Death Punch have finally found a new bassist: Chris Kael.

Kael won the job after meeting all of FFDP’s requirements for the position, including having a hard rock/alternative metal look that is compatible with the band, being under six feet tall, and not being fat, and not being forty.

The band has yet to release a photo of themselves with Kael, but here’s an old promo shot of the bassist we managed to scrounge up:

Kael had the following to say on his joining the band:

“Never give up on your dreams — I’m living proof that with a small amount of hard work and a little bit of luck, anyone can reach for the stars.”

We’d like to congratulate Kael on winning the gig. We wish him a long and happy career with the best band of any genre in the world today.

-AR

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