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Phew… that sucked, didn’t it? I assure you it sucked way more for us than it did for you. The monkeys worked full-time today unplugging, plugging, and rerouting wires to fix our broke ass site, and we commend them for a job well done. But have you ever been around a team of two dozen monkeys working furiously like that? The racket is really something.

Many of you speculated that we plugged in too many vaporizers at the Mansion last night resulting in today’s downtime, but alas, the truth is much less interesting and mundane. Let’s leave it at that.

We’ll see you Suckalos tomorrow. In the meantime, watch this video of the mosh pit ghost for the umpteenth time, because man, that shit is fucking hysterical!

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