Green Eggs and Slam



What’s up guys I need your help. As you know I am not just a blogger, but also a musician like a lot of you. I just wanted to post this acoustic cover I did of “BTM/FDR” for this cool Alternative Press contest. The winner gets to open for the Deez Nuts/BMTH/Parkway Drive tour in my town! This would be a huuuuge chance for me, especially since I read on Absolute Punk that their were going to be a lot of ‘industry people’ at the show, so I would really appreciate it if you could vote for me!!

Also for all you ‘haters,’ I know this video isn’t perfect so let me just go ahead and say I know it’s not perfect and there are some things I will be fixing when I re-record this. So if you were going to ‘hate’ on me for any of these things, don’t even bother, I will do it for you haha:

  • Sorry that I like to pronounce words right!! If you think it ‘sounds gay’ that I said it like ‘the uh-kay-see-uh strain’ then I’m sorry but that is just ignorant
  • Yes, I was in choir and drama club I’m sorry if that isn’t ‘hardcore’ enough for you and sorry I actually know how to sing – I am working on my pig squeals too, I’m just not ready to do them live yet
  • OK yes I know I am a little overweight haha- and just you know I’m on the Hollywood Cookie Diet now and I’ve already lost 4 lbs :)

So yeah too all of the haters f*** you, and thank you to all of my fans! Vote for me here!!

-Sergeant D.

Sergeant D. is the shot heard ’round the world every day at Stuff You Will Hate.

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