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Say! Have you ever wanted to be able to look at your computer monitor and see yourself as some kind of freaky animal thinger? Like, for example, the freaky animal thinger on the cover of the new Mastodon album, The Hunter? Of course you have! I mean, who hasn’t?!? Amiriteoramiriteoramirite?

Well, hey, guess what? I have GREAT NEWS for you. Physical copies of The Hunter will allow you to do just that! Seriously! I’m not teasing! Check out the video below if you don’t believe me.

And the best part is, there’s absolutely no chance that this is only going to be cool for thirty seconds and then immediately lose all its novelty value! You could definitely just sit in front of your computer for hours and hours and hours, seeing the head of the thing from The Hunter cover on your own head, and it would be totally fun, productive, and relatable use of your time! Yep. Totally worth it.

The Hunter comes out September 27 via Reprise.


[via The PRP]

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