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STEEL PANTHER DID “17 GIRLS IN A ROW” AND NEVER LOST THEIR ERECTION

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And I bet some of those girls were really, really sore by the end.

ANYWAY, lest you think my headline is just my usual crude B.S., you should know that “17 Girls in a Row”* is the title of the new Steel Panther song (below), and the bit about never going flaccid is an actual lyric from said song. More importantly, though, you should be asking yourself this question: How come actual vintage hair metal bands that are still recording and touring, like Mötley Crüe, Poison, and both versions of L.A. Guns, can’t come up with anything this good?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hinmzg60WQ&feature=player_embedded

“17 Girls in a Row” comes off of Steel Panther’s latest, Balls Out, which will be released on November 1.

-AR

*I can’t type that song title and not think of this scene from Clerks. It’s the “in a row” part that gets me every time.

[via Bring Back Glam!]

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