HOLY F*CKING SH*T! IT’S TIME FOR US TO UNVEIL OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011!!!
HOO-RAY! It is, once again, that time when (most of) the MetalSucks staff unveils their picks for the best albums of the year. This is it, folks. This is the only thing that matters in the entire universe. Not love or family or friends, not curing diseases or putting an end to war or poverty, and certainly not having your own opinion — no, the only fucking thing in the entire fucking world that matters is whether or not the staff of MetalSucks agrees with you.
GLORY, GLORY HALLELUJAH!!! How we’ve longed for this day to return!
We hope you enjoy all the lists. And remember: if you favorite album isn’t listed here, that’s because your opinion is meaningless, and, clearly, the only logical thing to do is kill yourself.
-Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks