SLAMMING GUTTURAL HIP-HOP: AS AWFUL AS IT SOUNDS
After more than five years of doing MetalSucks, I am no longer shocked that people have terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE fucking ideas which they think are great and decide to actually carry-out and see to fruition.
I am surprised that they then e-mail us about these ideas as though WE’LL think they’re also swell. It’s like they’ve never actually read MetalSucks and have no idea what our tastes are.
So when we got an e-mail from “FM Haivala” announcing that “I spit that Gutt-Shit, as well as some hard raps” and that “you might like it,” I immediately began to scratch my head. And when he signed that e-mail “love from the 405,” I knew we were in trouble. Why would this dude send us his music?!?
Oh, right. Because I’m a putz, and I was gonna listen anyway.
Fuck my life.
For your listening displeasure, here’s a song called “Gutt-Steppin’.” Again, it’s possible I’m being trolled here. At least, I HOPE I’m being trolled…
Here’s some more of this garbage, if you can stomach it: