Worst Week Ever

IN WHICH WE SUFFERED TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION

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In case you’re wondering, I was lying when I said I was having a wisdom tooth removed by an oral surgeon. In fact, I simply traveled to Spain, where I had the tooth knocked out by a pizza boomerang.

Here’s some other shit we did this week:

Okay, I still have a shitload of narcotics left over from my procedure this week, and they ain’t gonna take themselves, so, uh… see ya Monday!

-AR

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