NEW METALSUCKS HOODIES AND T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!!!
Alright, MetalSucks Maniacs: we promised you some sweet new merch in 2012, and we are men of our word. Today we are happy to unveil this sweet new hoodie and t-shirt design, which was done by none other than our very good friend Rodney Githens, of Vertebrae 33 and Metal Band Art fame. Check out the new hotness below and click here for a larger version showing all the detail:
Super sexy, right? Wearing these threads, there is absolutely NO WAY you won’t get laid by the hotties at the next Pig Destroyer show.* So what are you waiting for? Pre-order this fashionable new swag right here. We also have very limited quantities of some of our old merch left over, so get it before it’s all gone forever!
-Axl & Vince
*MetalSucks does not guarantee sex if you wear our merch. In fact, the chances of you getting laid at a Pig Destroyer show are probably pretty slim, even if you’re wearing a hundred dollar bill as a necklace.
