WHO WANTS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM GWAR?
I mean, you’d entrust your love life to these dudes, right?
If you’ve ever read the “Ask Oderus” advice column that GWAR vocalist Oderus Urungus writes for MetalSucks, than you already know that the not-quite-a-man is a born therapist! He’s no doubt helped countless MS readers figure out the right solution to tricky situations, and get their lives back on track. It’s just the kind of scary alien with a huge cock he is.
Well, great news! Fuse is doing an interview with GWAR this Sunday, in which the band will be offering relationship advice to those in need. “It’ll be like Dear Abbey,” we’re told. “But GWAR-ier.”
If you have a romantic query for GWAR, e-mail a video of your story and question to castingfusenews AT gmail DOT com. Make sure it’s a tight shot of your head, and that your question is succinct. Please include your full name/e-mail/phone number and permission within the body of the e-mail to use the video.
Good luck! Hope the beasties in GWAR can help you out of your current love pickle.
And don’t forget that GWAR’s tour with Municipal Waste and Ghoul kicks off TONIGHT. It’s sure to be a blast. Get dates here.