Best Beard Bracket

MATCHES 23 & 24: CHRIS ADLER VS. VALIENT HIMSELF & AARON TURNER VS. SANFORD PARKER

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MATCHES 23 & 24: CHRIS ADLER VS. VALIENT HIMSELF & AARON TURNER VS. SANFORD PARKER

Yesterday’s matches weren’t even close, as Dimebag decimated Killswitch Engage’s Justin Foley, and Sean Z. of Daath/Chimaira fame caused Neurosis’ Steve Von Till to commit double tap beardicide. Will today’s competitors put up more of a fight???

Cast your votes after the jump to decide! The polls close tomorrow, July 19, at 5 pm EST. Good luck and good growin’!!!

CHRIS ADLER VS. VALIENT HIMSELF

MATCHES 23 & 24: CHRIS ADLER VS. VALIENT HIMSELF & AARON TURNER VS. SANFORD PARKER

As one reader put it, Chris Adler’s facial hair can sometimes give him the appearance of an upside down exclamation mark; question is, can he make fans so excited that they overlook Valient Himself’s long, luscious ginger beard? Vote below!

AARON TURNER VS. SANFORD PARKER

MATCHES 23 & 24: CHRIS ADLER VS. VALIENT HIMSELF & AARON TURNER VS. SANFORD PARKER

Here’s a first for the Beard Bracket: A BATTLE OF BANDMATES! Turner and Parker have played together in Twilight; now they’ll have square off in a vicious fight to the clean shave!!! But which one will emerge victorious???

THE BRACKET SO FAR (click to enlarge):

MATCHES 23 & 24: CHRIS ADLER VS. VALIENT HIMSELF & AARON TURNER VS. SANFORD PARKER

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