Best Beard Bracket

MATCHES 23 & 24: CHRIS ADLER VS. VALIENT HIMSELF & AARON TURNER VS. SANFORD PARKER

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Yesterday’s matches weren’t even close, as Dimebag decimated Killswitch Engage’s Justin Foley, and Sean Z. of Daath/Chimaira fame caused Neurosis’ Steve Von Till to commit double tap beardicide. Will today’s competitors put up more of a fight???

Cast your votes after the jump to decide! The polls close tomorrow, July 19, at 5 pm EST. Good luck and good growin’!!!

CHRIS ADLER VS. VALIENT HIMSELF

As one reader put it, Chris Adler’s facial hair can sometimes give him the appearance of an upside down exclamation mark; question is, can he make fans so excited that they overlook Valient Himself’s long, luscious ginger beard? Vote below!

AARON TURNER VS. SANFORD PARKER

Here’s a first for the Beard Bracket: A BATTLE OF BANDMATES! Turner and Parker have played together in Twilight; now they’ll have square off in a vicious fight to the clean shave!!! But which one will emerge victorious???

THE BRACKET SO FAR (click to enlarge):

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