Best Beard Bracket

MATCH 26: ANDY WILLIAMS VS. SANFORD PARKER

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Well, that settles that: yesterday, Dimebag was fucking hostile towards his old pal Zakk Wylde, and left the former Ozzy guitarist in this river. Brutal! Dime now becomes the first competitor to advance to the semi-finals!!!

Who will be next: Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams, or underground uber-producer Sanford Parker? It’s gonna come down to pure mass vs. just a wee bit of finesse. But which is superior? Vote below to decide! 

The polls will close tomorrow, July 21, at 5 pm EST, although the results will not be announce ’til Monday. May the best beard win…

THE BRACKET SO FAR (after the jump — click to enlarge):

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