LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE: SEAN Z. VS. VALIENT HIMSELF

THIS IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

After soundingly whooping Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams yesterday, Valient Thorr’s Valient Himself now advances to the final match of our Beard Bracket! Which means we now find ourselves at the final battle. In one corner, the intimidatingly massive and dark mass that is Sean Z.’s beard; in the other corner, the ginormous, overwhelming chin whiskers of Mr. Himself. Which man will emerge victorious? WHICH MAN TRULY HAS THE BEST BEARD IN THE HISTORY OF METAL?!?!?!

Vote below to decide! We’re going to leave the poll open ALL WEEKEND — so you have until Monday, July 30 at 5 pm EST to vote! MAY THE BEST BEARD WIN!!!!!

THE BRACKET SO FAR (after the jump — click to enlarge):