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Progtastic 2013 Tour Rumor of the Day: Between the Buried and Me + Coheed and Cambria

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Coheed and Cambria + BTBAM tour
Coheed photo credit: Dave Vann, BTBAM photo credit: Andrew Lipovsky

This one time I went to a Coheed and Cambria show. It was full of teenage girls literally screaming along to Claudio Sanchez’s every word, constantly pushing towards the front barricade to be as close as possible to their heroes.

This other time(s) I went to a Between the Buried and Me show. It was full of teenage boys rhythmically fapping along to the off-time signature drum beats, constantly pushing towards the front barricade to be as close as possible to their heroes.

Watching these two bands’ audiences collide when they tour together this coming winter is going to be an absolutely hilarious sight to behold! This lineup definitely works, though, despite the fact that one band is inherently WAY heavier than the other. Here are the rumored dates, according to The PRP:

02/08 Detroit, MI – Fillmore
02/13 Magna, UT – The Saltair
02/17 Portland, OR – Roseland Theater
03/07 Orlando, FL – House Of Blues
03/14 Boston, MA – House Of Blues

Coheed and Cambria have been teasing a big announcement for November 5th (pushed back from October 30th due to Hurricane Sandy), so we’ll presumably get the full itinerary then.

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