BREAKING: Carcass Use Computers Now
When Carcass said they were making a new album they also said it was gunna sound just like their old albums and their old albums were made without computers because Carcass are very old and they made those albums a long time ago when there were no computers.
But I saw this picture on Metal Injeckshun:
You want to know what I think about that picture Carcass? THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT CARCASS! YOU SHUD USE A RECORD PLAYER LIKE THEY DID IN THE OLD DAYS! The name of the album is SURGICAL STEEL which it makes it sound like it was made in the old days and the names of the songs make it sound like they’re songs from the old days too.
- “The Master Butcher’s Apron”
- “The Granulating Dark Satanic Mills”
- “A Congealed Clot Of Blood”
- “A Wraith In The Apparatus”
- “316l Grade Surgical Steel”
- “Cadaver Pouch Conveyor System”
- “Captive Bolt Pistol”
- “Intensive Battery Brooding”
- “None Compliance To Astm F899-12 Standard”
- “Mount Of Execution”
- “1985/Thrasher’s Abattoir”
- “Unfit For Human Consumption”
- “Livestock Marketplace”
But I know IT’S JUST A LIE BECAUSE YOU USE COMPUTERS NOW!!! Your a bunch of sellouts. I bet your new album has rapping and breakdowns and drum machine triggers and those computer voices Axel hates and lotsa other dum shit.
YOU SUCK CARCASS! YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!