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Can’t Choose a Sweet Name for Your New Goregrind Band? Let This Helpful Chart Help You Out!

  • Axl Rosenberg

No Clean Singing posted this awesome chart the other day; they say you’re supposed to use your first, middle, and last initial to figure out what your name would be if you were a Goregrind band, but I would probably just use that method to name my goregrind band (see the difference)? And really, that’s just because the initials of my name — Doublejew Axl Rosenberg — result in the awesome moniker Rotting Pussy Rape. But if you’re starting a goregrind band for really real, I don’t think you should feel limited at all. Really, any two to four of these words combined in almost any order would probably make a swell name for a goregrind outfit.

Have fun!

Your Goregrind Band Name

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