Silly Slayer Sh*t: “Angel of Death” Slowed Down 800%, Woman Twerks to “Raining Blood” (NSFW)
Last night an anonymous reader sent us the below message and link to accompanying video:
“My girl twerking to Slayer. You gotta post this shit.”
I didn’t know what “twerking” was, so I looked it up; Urban Dictionary helpfully defines it as “the rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience” and “the vigorously shaking of your Gluteus Maximus.” So, yes, apparently shaking your ass this hard has become so commonplace that they’ve created a whole new word just to describe it. Which I probably would have figured out if I’d just watched the video first, but I wanted to make sure that “twerking” didn’t mean “eating feces” or something before I clicked through the link.
ANYWAY, yeah, here’s the video of a charming young woman who calls herself “Cobra” making her father very, very proud by twerking to Slayer’s “Raining Blood.” While wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt, no less. There’s no nudity in it, but I highly doubt that anyone in your office would appreciate you watching it.
In other weird Slayer news, earlier today Metal Injection posted this version of “Angel of Death,” which has been slowed down 800%, thus making the song almost forty minutes long. The results? IT SOUNDS SCARY AS FUCK. It takes two-and-a-half minutes just to get to Tom Araya’s infamous opening scream, and now he doesn’t really sound angry so much as he sounds genuinely terrified. If I were gonna try and convince someone that their house was really haunted, I’d just cut the power and start blasting this. Listen: