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This is Your New Favorite Facebook Page: Christians Against Slipknot

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I hesitate to describe the Facebook page Christians Against Slipknot (“A support group for those who feel Slipknot have had a negative influence on their life”) as a “troll” because I usually think of trolling as an activity one does in secret; in other words, the best trolls don’t let anyone know they’re trolls, which is how they manage to provoke such passionate reactions to their nonsense. But Christians Against Slipknot is patently a joke, so, really, it’s not trolling, it’s satire.

Excuse me — it’s BRILLIANT satire. This page is so goddamn funny I’m heartbroken that it wasn’t thought up by a member of the MetalSucks staff of pranksters and deviants. (Although… if it turned out that Sergeant D. was behind the page, I wouldn’t really be all that shocked.)

Here are some of my favorite recent posts from the page… when reading them, keep in mind that there are multiple “moderators” for the site.

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I strongly encourage you to check out more here.

MAJOR thanks to Tom for bringing this to our attention!

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