Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch Got the Dumbest Tattoo Ever

  • Axl Rosenberg

I’m willing to bet that somewhere in the family of Korn guitarist Brian “Head” Welch there’s someone who went to school for many years and worked very hard to become something useful like a doctor or a lawyer or a professor. And every time the family gathers around the table for the holidays, that person must look over at Brian and think, “How can I believe there’s a God when THAT is more successful than I am?”

And the next time this happens, Brian will wink at this family member, and this family member will immediately feel the urge to self-immolate.

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By the way, in case you’re wondering what that word says, I Wikipedia‘d it for you:

“Shekinah, Shechinah, Shechina, or Schechinah (Hebrew: שכינה‎), is the English spelling of a grammatically feminine Hebrewname of God in Judaism. The original word means the dwelling or settling, and denotes the dwelling or settling of the Divine Presence of God, especially in the Temple in Jerusalem.”

Funny, I would have assumed it just meant “putz.”

[via The PRP]

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