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Even if You Can’t a Grow a Beard, You Can Still Enjoy Protest the Hero Live

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Protest the Hero Middle Finger

Adolescents and adult men unable to grow facial hair: do not be dismayed by the above photo! Even if you can’t (or won’t… but why wouldn’t you???) grow a beard, I’m sure that the prog-metal titans in Protest the Hero would be thrilled if you’d attend their upcoming tour. I mean, they’re super cool dudes, not The Arcade Fire, so I can’t imagine there’s some dumb dress code. In fact, you could probably go to a Protest the Hero show dressed as an Arcade Fire fan and not get hassled, whereas if you went to an Arcade Fire show dressed as a Protest the Hero fan, you’d probably get a lot of nasty glares (or you’d be praised for your skill as ironist; I’m not sure).

In any case, Protest the Hero are great, and they put on an amazing show, and the support acts for this just-announced tour are rad, too: fans in the U.S. get Battlecross, The Safety Fire, Intervals, and Night Verses, fans in Canada get Intervals and Motorleague, and fans in shortbuses get Digital Bummer. So it’s an all-around win for everyone!

Dates are below. My sincerest apologies for all the caps lock. That’s how it came in the press release and I’m too lazy to change it.

Protest the Hero with Battlecross, The Safety Fire, Intervals, and Night Verses
Sat/Mar 1 – BUFFALO NY – THE WAITING ROOM
Sun/Mar 2 – CINCINNATI OH – BOGARTS
Mon/Mar 3 – GRAND RAPIDS MI – THE STACHE @ THE INTERSECTION
Tue/Mar 4 – DES MOINES IA – WOOLYS
Wed/Mar 5 – MINNEAPOLIS MN – GARAGE YOUTH CENTER
Fri/Mar 7 – MILWAUKEE WI – THE EAGLES HALL @ RAVE
Sat/Mar 8 – JOLIET IL – MOJOES
Sun/Mar 9 – LINCOLN NE – BOURBON THEATER
Mon/Mar 10 – FT. COLLIN CO – AGGIE THEATER
Tue/Mar 11 – GRAND JUNCTION CO – MESA
Wed/Mar 12 – SALT LAKE CITY UT – URBAN LOUNGE
Fri/Mar 14 – SPOKANE WA – THE HOP
Sat/Mar 15 – BOISE ID – KNITTING FACTORY
Sun/Mar 16 – RENO NV – KNITTING FACTORY
Mon/Mar 17 – SACRAMENTO CA – ASSEMBLY
Tue/Mar 18 – ANAHEIM CA – HOUSE OF BLUES
Wed/Mar 19 – TUCSON AZ – 191 TOOLE (SKRAPPYS)
Fri/Mar 21 – LUBBOCK – JAKES BACKROOM
Sat/Mar 22 – AUSTIN TX – RED 7
Sun/Mar 23 – LITTLE ROCK AR – JUANITAS
Mon/Mar 24 – BATON ROUGE LA – VARSITY THEATER
Wed/Mar 26 – TAMPA FL – STATE THEATER
Thu/Mar 27 – FT LAUDERDALE FL – CULTURE ROOM
Fri/Mar 28 – JACKSONVILLE FL – JACK RABBITS
Sat/Mar 29 – WILMINGTON NC – ZIGGYS BY THE SEA
Sun/Mar 30 – RALEIGH NC – LINCOLN THEATER
Tue/Apr 1 – CHARLOTTE NC – TREMONT MUSIC HALL
Wed/Apr 2 – WASHINGTON DC – ROCK & ROLL HOTEL
Thu/Apr 3 – HARTFORD CT – WEBSTER THEATER
Fri/Apr 4 – ROCHESTER NY – MONTAGE MUSIC HALL
Sat/Apr 5 – CAMBRIDGE MA – THE MIDDLE EAST (DOWNSTAIRS)
Sun/Apr 6 – AMITYVILLE NY – REVOLUTION

Protest the Hero with Intervals and Motorleague
Tues/Apr 8 – Moncton, NB – The OC Nightclub
Wed/ Apr 9- Halifax, NS- The Pavilion
Thu/ Apr 10- Halifax, NS- The Marquee
Fri/ Apr 11- Fredericton, NB- Lava Vodka Bar
Sat/ Apr 12- Quebec City, QC- Dagobert
Mon/ Apr 14- Laval, QC- Studio Theatre
Tues/ Apr 15- Cornwall, ON- Vu Night Spot
Wed/ Apr 16- St. Catharines, ON- Michun Nightclub
Thurs/ Apr 17- London, ON- London Music Hall
Fri/ Apr 18- Windsor, ON- The Dominion House
Sat/ Apr 19- Guelph, ON- Vinyl

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