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Dale Crover Says Farewell to Shirley Temple


The original pedophiliac star mass-marketed by the mainstream media, Shirley Temple, passed away at age eighty-five on Monday, and then yesterday, a lot of learned for the the first time that her daughter, Lori “Lorax” Black, is the former bassist for the Melvins. Now drummer Dale Crover has posted this message regarding the death of Ms. Temple on the band’s Facebook page, along with the same photo of Temple, Black, and The Beatles that every media outlet ran yesterday:

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It’s pretty funny to think about Dale Crover just, like, chillin’ with Shirley Temple n’ shit. Not as funny as it is to think of him tap dancing, though. Do you know how astronomical the increase in cost of a Melvins concert ticket would be if he added a nightly tap dancing solo to the set? They could be making tens of more dollars than they are now!!!

Dale Crover Shirley Temple[via Metal Insider]


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