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The MetalSucks Mostly Non-Ironic Valentine’s Day Playlist

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Yes, this is a real book.
Yes, this is a real book.

In years past, MetalSucks Valentine’s Day playlists have been mostly ironic, focusing on songs that, although certainly not related to sex, are also most definitely not romantic. But this year, we thought we’d do something different and provide a (mostly) non-ironic playlist for all your lovemaking needs! After all, aren’t metal folk allowed to be sensitive, too? These songs would most certainly suggest that to be the case! (Plus, we’ve already kinda-sorta provided you with an ironic playlist today.)

And so, we present to you, The MetalSucks Mostly Non-Ironic Valentine’s Day Playlist. Light some candles, pop a Cialis, and let your love take flight, baby!

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