Insane Corpse Posse: Cannibal Corpse to Play Gathering of the Juggalos 2014

I just read on The PRP that the bill for this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos will include Wayne Static, Biohazard, hed(p.e.), and CANNIBAL FUCKING CORPSE, and then I had a fucking aneurysm, because NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE. There is nothing money can’t buy. I mean I’m glad Cannibal Corpse are getting paid, but couldn’t they book a tour with Attila or find a nice Nazi rally to play? Did they really have to sink this low?

Anyway if you need me I’ll be in bed crying and wondering what kind of God would create a world in which this could happen.