Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest: Win Tickets to See Wretched, Battlecross and War of Ages on Tour!

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BzbehevCIAAPQK6Last week we gave away three vinyl copies of the Corrections House album Last City Zero that are all signed by the band. The winning captions to the photo at right are:

  • Stiggs: “Less Al Jolson and more Al Jourgensen.”
  • JimboSlice: “Blackface Metal is the latest trend in poser metal, including bands such as Of Mice and 3/5 of a Man, I Lynched a Bear Once, and Crosses Burn Red.”
  • TipsyMrT: “Before it all went down, Justin didn’t realize that Charles had also painted his tongue.”

This week we’re giving away a pair of tickets to see Wretched, Battlecross and War of Ages on the Winter Warriors Tour, coming to a city near you this November and December (dates at the bottom of this post). You’ll win tickets to the show of your choice plus a meet n’ greet with Wretched. If you don’t live close to a city where the tour is stopping, no worries, we’ll hook you up with some merch in the mail. Alls you’ve got to do to win is come up with a funny caption to the below photo and enter it into the comments section. We’ll choose our favorite and contact the winner via email.

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November 26 – Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection
November 28 – Erie, MI @ BT Theater
November 29 – Dayton, OH @ Rockstar Pro Arena
November 30 – St Louis, MO @ The Firebird
December 02 – Tulsa, OK @ The Vanguard
December 03 – Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
December 04 – Dallas, TX @ Gas Monkey Bar & Grill
December 05 – Austin, TX @ Dirty Dog Bar
December 07 – Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad
December 09 – West Hollywood, CA @ Whisky A Go Go
December 10 – San Francisco, CA @ DNA Lounge
December 11 – Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
December 12 – Las Vegas, NV @ Backstage Bar
December 13 – Sparks, NV @ The Alley
December 15 – Denver, CO @ Marquis Theatre
December 16 – Merriam, KS @ Aftershock
December 17 – Minneapolis, MN @ The Nether Bar
December 18 – Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews
December 19 – Chicago, IL @ Beat Kitchen
December 20 – Westland, MI @ The Token Lounge
December 26 – Toronto, ON, CA @ The Opera House
December 27 – Clifton, NJ @ Dingbatz
December 29 – Brooklyn, NY @ St Vitus
December 30 – Worcester, MA @ Upstairs at the Palladium

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