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Tired of the Same Old Labels? Try These Alternative Metal Genre Names!


jared dines new genres videoJared Dines’ latest contribution to dicking around on the web when you ought to be working is the below video, which, as is the case with all of his other videos, is so accurate that it will probably make you feel embarrassed about at least one or two bands you love. Seriously, Dines could be the singer for any one of the bands he’s parodying, and other than the silly lyrics (“I SOUND LIKE A DYING PTERODACTYL!!!”), those bands’ fans would never notice the difference.

Have a laugh, friends:

[via Metal Injection]

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