Cyber Monday Sale: MetalSucks T-Shirts Only $10!
Happy Cyber Monday! Wanna cyber?? A/S/L? Hahahahaha
Jk. To commemorate the era in which we’d innocently flirt with random pedos in AOL chat rooms, today we are offering all MetalSucks t-shirts for just $10 (except the Metal Warz designs) and hoodies for only $25. Get it while the going’s good, because our shirts aren’t gonna be this cheap again until this time next year.
Shit, even if you hate our designs, for $10 you may as well just buy one as a gift for a friend and pretend it wasn’t on sale. Or buy it, cut it up, and use it as ultra-soft toilet paper. We don’t care, really.