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What if These Metal Albums Existed in the World of Star Wars?


So what happened is this: we saw the first six of these on The Chive. Then we made a bunch of our own because, y’know. Us.

And if you dig these, don’t forget to hit up our webstore to buy some cool Metal Warz shirts, too.


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