Saint Vincentine’s Day To Mash Up & Do It Masterfully
Happy D in tha V day, y’all!!!!
Or D/V/whatever in tha D/V/M/A/whatever day — we here at MetalBeForLoverzzz certainly don’t discriminate against any diverse forms of romance, sensuality, or the dirty dirty… as a matter of fact, our non-discrimination policy is quite simple: everyone sucks equally.
And here’s hoping that you’re all sucking anything/everything your sexy heart desires extra hard today. Life’s too short, so if you are indeed fortunate enough to be in lust/love/an ideal combination of the both, please don’t hesitate to enjoy all the tasty treats available and imaginable.
In addition to the most beautiful object of my desire/affection, I am feeling particularly aroused today by the notion of our delectable Editor-inside-Chief Vincent K. Neilstein turning a whopping 157 years old. This man sure knows how to do it, and he does it quite well.
HBD to MS. HNIC <3