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Friday 5: Garry Shandling, 1949-2016

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Happy Friday, MetalSucks reader! Welcome to MetalSucks Friday 5, our awesome series that appears every Friday (duh) on MetalSucks (duhh) and involves the quantity of five (duhhh).

Here’s how it works: A list of best/worst/weirdest/whatever five somethings is posted by one of your beloved MetalSucks contributors or by one of our buds (like you!). Then you, our cherished reader, checks it out, has a chuckle, then chimes in with a list of the same. No sweat, just whatever springs to mind, k? (Just like that movie about those losers working at a Chicago record store!) After all, it’s Friday — the day dedicated by the gods to mindless, fun time-wasting. 

Here we go!

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THE FIVE

Comic genius Garry Shandling died suddenly on Thursday. Here are some of his jokes that we freaking love :)

THE LISTER

Anso DF, MetalSucks Senior Editor

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“Clear the hallway!” 
from The Larry Sanders Show: “Eight” (1995)

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“It was a back tooth, Hank.”
from The Larry Sanders Show: “Hank’s Contract” (1992)

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Larry will credit Dana Delaney with ownership of the body pillow 
from The Larry Sanders Show: “The Book” (1997)

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Larry wonders about David Duchovny
from The Larry Sanders Show: “Everybody Loves Larry” (1996)

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Larry gets an eyeful of David Duchovny
from The Larry Sanders Show: “Flip” (1998)

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Hail hydra.

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