Photo Caption Contest: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Swag

Last week we offered a MetalSucks t-shirt to one winner, anything at all in the official MetalSucks merch store. The funniest caption to the photo at right is:

• CONAN Ayatollah of Jack & Cola: “My dick is a giant arm.”

It’s totally simple and juvenile, Conan, but damn… it does really look like that!

This week we’re giving away a box full of metal stuff we’ve got around the MS Mansion — CDs, stickers, posters, guitar picks, whatever we’ve got. All you need to do to win is comment with a caption to the below photo, and we’ll choose our favorite next Thursday and announce it here.