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Summer Slaughter 2016: Tour Dates Announced

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Summer Slaughter 2016

The sun is shining, birds are chirping, new college graduates are figuring out how bad adult life blows, creepy camp directors who insist the children call them “Uncle” are restocking their supplies of candy and Rohypnol, and extreme music fans are dusting off their shirts that are the lightest possible shade of black: summer must be here! And you know what that means: time to completely ignore the sun and spends hours in a dark venue watching death metal! FUCK YEAH!

This year’s Summer Slaughter, for those of you too dumb to read the admat at the top of this post, will include Cannibal Corpse, Nile, After the Burial, Suffocation, Revocation, and more. It will be the most fun you can have this summer without actually taking advantage of the fact that it’s summer. Dates are below (via Lambgoat)!

7/23 Orlando, FL @ The Plaza Live
7/24 Tampa, FL @ The Ritz Ybor
7/26 Knoxville, TN @ The International
7/27 Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live!
7/28 New York, NY @ Webster Hall
7/29 Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance
7/30 Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
7/31 Cleveland, OH @ Agora Theatre
8/2 Chicago, IL @ Concord Music Hall
8/5 Denver, CO @ The Summit Music Hall
8/6 Salt Lake City, UT @ The Complex
8/8 Seattle, WA @ Showbox SODO
8/10 San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom
8/11 Santa Ana, CA @ The Observatory
8/12 Los Angeles, CA @ The Novo
8/13 Tempe, AZ @ The Marquee
8/15 Dallas, TX @ Gas Monkey Live
8/16 Austin, TX @ Empire Control Room
8/17 Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
8/19 Richmond, VA @ The National
8/20 Wilmington, NC @ Ziggy’s By The Sea
8/21 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

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