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And the Nominees for This Year’s Bullshit “Best Metal Performance” Grammy Are…

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“Shock Me” — Baroness

“Silvera” — Gojira

“Rotting In Vain” — Korn

“Dystopia” — Megadeth

“The Price Is Wrong” — Periphery

Also of potential interest to metal fans: Metallica’s “Hardwired” was nominated for “Best Rock Song.” Metallica finally release something undeniably metal for the first time in twenty-five years and it gets a Rock nomination because The Grammys.

ANYWAY, who’ll win the mother of all tchotkes? I’d love to see it go to Baroness, Gojira, or Periphery, but I imagine Megadeth and Korn have the advantage by virtue of the fact that they’re more famous.

We’ll find out when The Grammys take place on February 12, 2017.

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