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KISS Selling Air Guitar Strings

  • Axl Rosenberg

Do you love to air guitar? Who doesn’t, right? Wanna make sure you get the possible sound out of your air guitar? Then you’ll pleased to know that KISS are now selling air guitar strings!


These strings are precision manufactured to the highest standards and most exacting specifications to ensure consistency, optimum performance, and long life. KISS Air Guitar Strings are made from nothing wrapped around more nothing, with specially tempered nothing-plated high carbon nothing, producing a well balanced tone for your air guitar. Gauges .000, .000, .000, .000, .000, and .000. And best of all, they’re only four bucks for a pack of none! WHAT AN AMAZING VALUE!!! That’s a great use of four dollars and is definitely not just throwing your money away.

There’s currently no word on where to purchase these outside of Las Vegas, but we’ll let you know as soon as that changes.

[via… thanks to E.C. for the tip]

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