BREAKING: Horrible Nu-Metal Band Asks Fred Durst to Be Their Manager
The frontman for a band called Dirty Machine tweeted this at both Vince and myself. On the one hand, I hate to encourage this kind of behavior, but on the other hand, I love to make fun of dumb people, so I’m sharing it:
— David Charles Leach (@Dirtydavo) May 10, 2017
That’s it. That’s the whole story. They asked Fred Durst to be their manager. We have no idea what he said (although we can assume it was either an impolite-but-warranted “No” or a polite “Send my assistant your shit and we’ll have a listen”). Why is this news? Anyone can ask anyone for anything. Big whoop.
But I checked out Dirty Machine’s new music video anyway, because I assumed that the band which would send this tweet and openly classify their music as nu-metal was probably really bad, in a really funny way.
I was right.
Congrats to Dirty Machine on asking Fred Durst to be their manager. Assuming that doesn’t work out, I’m sure there are plenty of other famous guys they can randomly solicit.