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Tommy Lee Shares Scathing Anti-Trump Tirade on Twitter, Breaks the Internet

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My social media feeds have been blowing up all day with a post by Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee containing a scathing and hilarious tirade against President Trump.

Thing is, he didn’t actually write it — it first appeared on Reddit over a year ago — which will immediately be apparent from the juxtaposition between its coherent, astute prose and Lee’s usual gobbledy-gook.

Still, the idea of “Woke Tommy” is titillating, and I think that’s what’s made this thing go viral. It’s quite a rant, and anyone who recognizes our racist, misogynistic, abusive, piece of shit president for what he says (which, sadly, it seems many of Lee’s fans do not) will get quite a rise out of reading it, especially when you envision it coming out of Tommy’s mouth.

The post reads:

“You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit. We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap. We’re replacing confederate statues with BLM leaders and Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refuge shelter.We’re turning Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables and free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”

Thank you, Tommy, for providing us with some levity today. What’s next — a kiss-and-make-nice Super PAC collabo between Woke Axl and Woke Tommy?

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