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GWAR Announces Holiday Tour Dates With Unearth

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Most years, I celebrate the holidays by taking my Nana to see the Rockettes at Radio City. But last year she fell asleep mid-high-kick, which may have been due to old age, but I suspect was actually the result of seeing more or less the same show every December for five decades. This year, I need to freshen things up, try and find something holiday-themed but exciting and new.

Lo! What’s this? GWAR are going on a holiday tour? That’s PERFECT!!! Nana will love that for sure. Why, GWAR and the Rockettes are practically one and the same, except GWAR have better legs.

Dates are below; support will come from Unearth and Savage Master. These are in addition to GWAR’s currently-in-progress trek with Sacred Reich, Toxic Holocaust and Against the Grain. Dates for those shows are here.

12/27: Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
12/28: Brooklyn, NY @ Warsaw
12/29: Cleveland, OH @ House Of Blues
12/30: Chicago, IL @ Concord Music Hall
12/31: Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart

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