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Heavy Metal Lyrics That Would Make Great Fortune Cookies

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Metallica, “Frantic”

Gojira, “Esoteric Surgery”

Deftones, “Leathers”

The Black Dahlia Murder, “I’m Charming”

Guns N’ Roses, “Get in the Ring”

Attila, “Callout”

Anthrax, “Caught in a Mosh”

Suicide Silence, “Wake Up”

Obituary, “Slowly We Rot”

Misfits, “Attitude”

Slayer, “Altar of Sacrifice”

Cannibal Corpse, “Kill”

Lamb of God, “Contractor”

Megadeth, “Liar”

Emmure, “Girls Don’t Like Boys, Girls Like 40’s and Blunts”

Nine Inch Nails, “Heresy”

The Dillinger Escape Plan, “Hero of the Soviet Union”

Slipknot, “Everything Ends”

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