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MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week

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You made it through another work week! HUZZAH! Why not celebrate by treating yourself to these five songs, which were definitely the least-sucky ones we’ve heard since Monday, hm?

CONTRACULT Collective – “Hogtied”

This song makes us wanna invest in a gimp suit.

Intronaut – “Pangloss”

This song makes us wanna be less cynical.

Katatonia – “Lacquer”

This song makes us wanna re-do the floors in our living room.

Testament – “Night of the Witch”

This song makes us wanna call our moms.

Volumes – “holywater”

This song makes us wanna pee in a church.

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