MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week

Congratulations on being smart enough not to inject yourself with bleach. As a reward, enjoy these songs, which definitely do NOT suck.

At the Movies (King Diamond, Soilwork, Hammerfall, Mercenary, etc.) – “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)”

This supergroup, which is devoted entirely to covering music from iconic films of the ’80s, made us remember what a crush we used to have on Ally Sheedy. Good times.

Jinjer/ Suicide Silence – “Territorial Pissings” (Nirvana Cover)

Take that, Puddle of Mudd!

Killswitch Engage – “Hollow Convictions”

Dunno why this didn’t make the final cut for Atonement, but we’re glad we get to hear it now!

Metallica – “Blackened 2020”

Actually, this might suck. But it’s Metallica, so we’re all gonna listen to it obsessively 300 times to be sure.

Greg Puciato – “Deep Set”

Dillinger Escape Plan? We don’t need no stinkin’ Dillinger Escape Plan!