Finally: Hatebreed Frontman Launches ‘Jasta Pasta’ Product Line
Because no good marketing idea should remain untapped, Hatebreed frontman Jamey Jasta will finally put out a product dubbed Jasta Pasta, capitalizing on a rhyme in his name he’s no doubt been hearing since childhood and satisfying his die-hard fans who have long been jokingly asking for the product.
The product line’s first entry is Perseverance Penne, taking its name from the band’s classic album, and is a “classic Italian semolina pasta” according to a photo of the packaging Jamey posted to Instagram.
Jamey also teased a number of other hypothetical pasta products linked to other metal musicians, such as Randy’s Rigatoni (Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe), Miret’s Macaroni (Agnostic Front’s Roger Miret), Suicidal Spaghetti (Suicidal Tendencies), Fafara Farfalle (DevilDriver’s Dez Fafara), Corpsegrinder’s Cappelini (Cannibal Corpse frontman George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher) and Zetro Ziti (Exodus’s Steve “Zetro” Souza).
Get your hands on some Jasta Pasta right here. A 15 oz. bag goes for $8, and is currently in the pre-order phase.