You Need This Death Metal Chili’s T-Shirt


Ah, Chili’s, the American casual dining chain that serves some approximation of Tex-Mex food and is best known for inducing a less-than-pleasant feeling in one’s bowels several hours after ingestion. At least that’s what I assume it’s known for — I’ve never been to one.

Here’s what I do know, though: this t-shirt — which takes the ubiquitous Chili’s pepper logo and restaurant branding and stylizes them as a death metal design — is an absolute must-have. The shirt also features the iconic, earworm-inducing “I want my baby back” slogan from the infamous ’90s TV jingle.

The shirt was designed by Fake Handshake and is available for purchase right here for a very fair $18.

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