Crabcore Band Attack Attack!’s New Song Is ACTUALLY About Crabs
Say what you will about Attack Attack! — I know I’ve said plenty in the past, and will say plenty more in the future — but you can’t accuse the band of being humorless.
See, they have a new song, “Brachyura Bombshell.” It’s not good (see, I told I’d say more in the future), but I was unfamiliar with the word “Brachyura” so I looked it up. Honestly I thought it was gonna turn out be a city of which I’d never heard. But it’s not — it’s a crab.
Then I watched the video for the song, and, oh hey look, it’s about the construction of a giant robo-crab to fight a kaiju.
Neither of those facts make “Brachyura Bombshell” a better song… but they do make it a funnier one! If their next single is called “Also im not homosexual” we may have to lay off these dudes for awhile.