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Bring Me the Horizon’s Oli Sykes Got Vampire Fangs

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Bring Me the Horizon frontman Oli Sykes and his wife, Alissa, have done that stupid thing where you pay an irresponsible dentist to have your canines shaved into fangs so they look like vampires.

So Oli Sykes is already famous, and already has neck and face tattoos to call maximum attention to himself, and now he has vampire fangs, too. Does he ride a motorcycle, too? I’ll bet he does. [Googles it] Yup, he rides a motorcycle. He cannot allow for a single solitary second of time where people aren’t looking at him.

Someone give this poor guy a hug and reassure him he has value. Sheesh.

You can view photos the couple posted of their new teeth below, as well as a video Sykes set to the music from the rave in the opening scene of Blade. Which I recognized even before I saw he tagged it in his post. That makes me sad for my life. Not as sad as if I’d just gotten vampire fangs, but still sad.

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