Ghost Fans are Freaky Enough That a $130 Papa V Perpetua “Ghildo” Sold Out in Minutes

I’m not one to kink shame, really I’m not. But some of you Ghost bois and biddies have a more money than sense. That or you really want to stuff Papa V Perpetua way up in your bits, because a new “Mother’s Day Collection” of Ghost memorabilia included a purple “ghildo” modeled after the band’s new frontman.

All you need to pay for it is $130. (Yes, that much.)

The purple molded silicone dildo has 3D molded face details and comes in at 7 inches in length and two inches of girth. It comes in a velvety drawstring bang and includes an individually hand-numbered card. Only 666 pieces were made, too, so it was super exclusive to Rockabilia.

News of the collection and its availability hit the internet at 1 p.m. today and within minutes most of the items were gone, including the aforementioned $130 dildo.

Ghost themed items you’d stick up in your fleshy bits is nothing new. They’ve offered a dildo/butt plug gift set multiple times and each instance led to ridiculously fast sell outs, so this is all par for the course.

Other bands have gotten in on the whole sex toy thing. Rammstein famously offered a special edition box set of their 2009 album Liebe ist für alle da that came with six dildos modeled after the band members’ own dicks. Meanwhile, Gwar teamed up with specialty dildo company Bad Dragon to put out a fuckable Cuttlefish of Cthulhu and Health sold buttplugs at their shows.

So there ya have it. Metal bands want to get all up in you sometimes. All you need is quick reflexes and a lot of cash.