Contests 7400 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ABORTED “EVIDENCE BAG” PRIZE PACKAGE September 10th, 2008 at 5:55pm MetalSucks The great MetalSucks Mansion purge of ’08 has commenced, and […]
This Sucks 5060 EX-VADER GUITARIST: “I QUIT THE BAND TO CONCENTRATE ON MAKING AURAL DIARRHEA” September 10th, 2008 at 4:06pm Axl Rosenberg Vader recently lost one of their guitarists*, Mauser, who apparently […]
Editorials 400 GORGOROTH’S GAAHL IS GAY…AND SCARY AS SH*T September 10th, 2008 at 12:34pm Corey Mitchell This past summer, Axl informed you guys that Gorgoroth frontman […]
Cinemetal 70 THE NEW SCARS ON BROADWAY VIDEO IS THE BEST THING JOEL SCHUMACHER HAS DIRECTED IN YEARS September 10th, 2008 at 12:32pm Axl Rosenberg Of course, that’s like saying Death Magnetic is the best […]
Interviews 70 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH 36 CRAZYFISTS VOCALIST BROCK LINDOW September 10th, 2008 at 11:30am MetalSucks And so it is with great sadness that we come […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF THE BEST OF SUFFOCATION September 9th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, I wanted to try and make last week’s logo […]
Exclusive 130 HAIR CARE 101 WITH RONNIE JAMES DIO September 9th, 2008 at 3:58pm MetalSucks Being a metal master isn’t easy; that skullet certainly doesn’t […]
Interviews 90 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SUICIDE SILENCE BASSIST MIKE BODKINS September 9th, 2008 at 2:01pm MetalSucks We first met Suicide Silence nearly a year ago, on […]
Cinemetal 60 METAL INJECTION SHUT DOWN THE ACACIA STRAIN September 9th, 2008 at 12:41pm Axl Rosenberg The Acacia Strain seem to be growing in popularity by […]
Cinemetal 130 THE ONLY THING MORE AWESOME THAN THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS SEMINAL ALBUM *BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK* IS THE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ITS RECORDING September 9th, 2008 at 11:50am Kip Wingerschmidt I will gladly go on record as stating that Blood […]
New Stuff 40 NEW JESU ALBUM OUT TODAY (SERIOUSLY THIS TIME) September 9th, 2008 at 10:12am Axl Rosenberg A few weeks ago I wrote a post imploring everyone […]
What the...?? 190 IT’S 2008. ONLY YNGWIE MALMSTEEN CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SH*T. September 9th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Here’s the cover art for Yngwie’s new album, Rising Force. […]
Interviews 50 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH WALLS OF JERICHO GUITARIST CHRIS RAWSON September 8th, 2008 at 3:52pm MetalSucks Walls of Jericho were the last band Axl and Vince […]
Editorials 40 ALBUM OF THE DAY (TO GET STONED TO): OLD MAN GLOOM – *CHRISTMAS* September 8th, 2008 at 3:19pm Kip Wingerschmidt Hmm…I just had a really weird experience. I went back […]
Reviews 300 BLEEDING THROUGH DECLARE “WE’RE STILL NOT VERY GOOD” ON DECLARATION September 8th, 2008 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar “Finnis Fatalis Spei,” the opening of Bleeding Through’s latest, Declaration, […]
This Sucks 170 BUT I STILL HATE SARAH PALIN MORE September 8th, 2008 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg The below video, of a dance group called Spiritwo covering […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80 SATURDAY SONG TO GET SLUDGED TO: ZOZOBRA – “THE BLESSING September 6th, 2008 at 5:49pm Kip Wingerschmidt Are you hip to Zozobra yet? Well goddammit–be the fuck […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE F*CKED YOUR FATHER IN THE SHOWER AND HAD A SNACK September 5th, 2008 at 5:45pm Axl Rosenberg Why not end the week with a reference to The […]
Editorials 200 SLASH REVIEWS CHINESE DEMOCRACY September 5th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just ran a Google image search for “Slash” and […]
Cinemetal 440 IS THIS F*CKING REAL? September 5th, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg You may have noticed that one of the Google ads […]
