Breaking the Law

The men who stole Lamb of God’s instruments have lengthy rap sheets with links to burglary, drugs, weapons, multiple probation violations and more.

Look at those winners! The guitars, unfortunately, remain at large.

Both Jered and his wife Kelsey failed to appear in court and have avoided all forms of contact.

It’s like it didn’t even occur to this asshole how hard it was gonna be to unload the stolen items until way after the fact.

“Mr. Fehn performed with Slipknot and received a fee for doing so. He is not a shareholder, owner or member of any business entity he names as a defendant in this action.”

21-year-old Holden Matthews appears to be an admirer of Varg Vikernes.

Jacob Lowenstein plays in the bands Igni, Oblivion Dawn, and Secularity.

Watkins has plead not guilty to the charge of possessing an unauthorized item in prison.

The four former band members are continuing with their appeal of the decision against them.

Metal in the Mountains received an anonymous, hand-written letter accusing its organizers and attendees of being satanists.

The Sun insinuated that Burgon had Nazi ties after he recorded a guest appearance on an album by the band Dream Tröll.

Unfortunately, a jury may never get to see the video.

Oli’s wife has issued a statement warning trespassers to stay away.

The statement implies, but does not explicitly state, that O’Brien has substance abuse issues and may be taking a leave of absence from the band.

The Cannibal Corpse guitarist also had several other weapons and weapons parts in his home when it caught fire last week.

O’Brien spoke to resident of burglarized home about “the rapture” and claimed “someone was after him.”

The guitarist may be able to make bail if he can pass an anti-drug test.

If convicted, O’Brien could be facing a lengthy prison sentence and tens of thousands of dollars in fines.

Alan Landsman is one of seven co-conspirators who “preyed on churches, schools, homeless shelters, and businesses to steal more than $50 million through a sophisticated scheme that involved sham sales of light bulbs and cleaning supplies.”

The ex-band members allege that the judge presiding over the case was biased because both he and Tobias Forge are members of the Freemasons.