Editorials 80 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT “PRESSURE” WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME METAL SONG December 16th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Before we had pubes or had discovered metal, we thought […]
Editorials 1000 THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE RESPONDS TO VINCE’S KILLSWITCH ENGAGE CRITICISMS December 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Last week, during one of my daily perusals of this […]
Editorials 180 AXHOLE SAYS WHAT? December 14th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay. Axl Rose apparently thinks that people like me don’t […]
Editorials 1350 THE BIRDS AND THE BEES OF METAL December 14th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Cosmo Lee, Ph.D. of Invisible Oranges would like to know […]
Editorials 440 I THOUGHT GLENN DANZIG WAS MY FRIEND, BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY A WARLOCK December 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Remember the video for Danzig’s “Mother?” With the requisite blond […]
Editorials 300 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON WHY THE JESUS LIZARD IS THE BEST BAND EVER December 10th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks I was visiting friends and family in Chicago around Thanksgiving […]
Editorials 670 SYSTEM OF A DOWN GO UNDERAPPRECIATED DURING THEIR “HIATUS” December 10th, 2009 at 10:16am Vince Neilstein Journalists have short memories. I posit that the reason Converge […]
Editorials 510 REMEMBER WHEN KILLSWITCH ENGAGE RELEASED AN ALBUM THIS YEAR? December 9th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein That was pretty anti-climactic, wasn’t it? It shouldn’t come as […]
Editorials 930 IS THE PAGAN/FOLK METAL FAD ON THE WAY OUT? December 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein In early 2008, around the time of the original Paganfest […]
Editorials 270 METALLICA MEMBERS SPEAK OUT ON DEATH VAGINA December 7th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Way back before Death Magnetic came out I observed that […]
Editorials 310 OZZY TURNED 61 YESTERDAY December 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg But it would have been so much sweeter if he’d […]
Editorials 540 THIS YEAR’S REASONS NOT TO CARE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS December 3rd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So the nominations for the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards have […]
Editorials 940 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY RESPONDS TO THAT “ELOQUENT” VILLAGE VOICE WRITER December 2nd, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks From time to time in the past we’ve exchanged e-mails […]
Editorials 360 BTBAM ARE LIKE THE PHISH OF METAL December 2nd, 2009 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Maybe I smoked one too many spliffs laced with Old […]
Editorials 330 “CONDUCTING FROM THE GRAVE COMPLETELY MELT MY BRAIN EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO THEM” November 25th, 2009 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein In yesterday’s self-aggrandizing Sumeriancore article many of you commented that […]
Editorials 170 FIND $2 METAL ALBUMS IN THE AMAZON November 23rd, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Who’s excited for Black Friday this year? Do we think […]
Editorials 90 WORSHIP MUSIC IS THE NEW CHINESE DEMOCRACY November 20th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Obviously, my headline is a little sensationalistic. We waited a […]
Editorials 170 TACO BELL TO GIVE THE RUNS TO METAL BANDS FOR FREE November 18th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Anyone remember this from a couple of years back? Well […]
Editorials 140 THE BEST UNSIGNED BAND I’VE HEARD THIS YEAR IS STILL CARNAL RAPTURE November 13th, 2009 at 10:08am Vince Neilstein Technically disqualified from my year-end list because their record came […]
Editorials 140 WHAT THE F*CK EVER HAPPENED TO CANNAE, ANYWAYS? November 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does anyone even remember Cannae? They were on Prosthetic. Their […]
