Editorials 5170 KALMAH BACK IN THE STUDIO! October 15th, 2007 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg Finnish melodic death heads Kalmah have updated their MySpace blog […]
Editorials 80 SEBASTIAN BACH IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY October 15th, 2007 at 9:41am Axl Rosenberg Dude, I just can’t take it anymore; I can’t stand […]
Editorials 1 EXCERPTS FROM SLASH’S UPCOMING AUTOBIOGRAPHY LEAVE US DROOLING FOR MORE October 15th, 2007 at 7:24am Axl Rosenberg October 30 will see the relase of Slash’s autobiography, the […]
Editorials 0 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED [ON F*CKING HEROIN] TO: ELECTRIC WIZARD – “FUNERALOPOLIS” October 13th, 2007 at 1:16am Kip Wingerschmidt Hey man…. (pause) (pause) Huh? (pause) (pause) (pause) What? -KW/Cheech […]
Editorials 1 THIS SH*T BE TRIPPY October 12th, 2007 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt For those of you planning on dropping acid this weekend… […]
Editorials 1 DISSONANCE IS THE NEW PINK October 12th, 2007 at 2:24pm Kip Wingerschmidt This band is my second favorite discovery of the last […]
Editorials 100 THE 50 BEST WAYS TO PISS OFF A METALHEAD October 12th, 2007 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg 1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil. 2. […]
Editorials 140 EXODUS E-CARD GIVES HOPE THAT THEIR NEW ALBUM WILL BE BETTER THAN ITS TITLE October 12th, 2007 at 10:07am Axl Rosenberg I still say that the new Exodus album has pretty […]
Editorials 1 YOU CAN POINT THAT F*CKING FINGER UP YOUR ASS October 12th, 2007 at 12:20am Kip Wingerschmidt Despite Maynard’s righteous claims in “Hooker With A Penis” that […]
Editorials 20 SUPERGROUP October 11th, 2007 at 11:56pm Kip Wingerschmidt Even though the Star Wars All-Stars are (mostly) fictional, their […]
Editorials 20 BONZO JR. October 11th, 2007 at 11:26pm Kip Wingerschmidt Jesus H. Christophe, thasa lotta drumstix… There are many reasons […]
Editorials 120 INTRONAUT CHANGED MY LIFE October 11th, 2007 at 12:47pm Kip Wingerschmidt Seriously, brah. These guys are amazing. Better than amazing. By […]
Editorials 1 LAST NIGHT, MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD ANAAL SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME! October 11th, 2007 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg I guess it’s just a lame butt-sex-joke kinda day. Huh. […]
Admin 0 LOVE THOSE CHRISTIANS October 11th, 2007 at 1:38am Kip Wingerschmidt Yeah, okay–this band is kinda cheesy now, or at least […]
Editorials 90 TRENT REZNOR TO RELEASE LATEST SH*TTY RE-MIX ALBUM October 10th, 2007 at 3:40pm Axl Rosenberg Trent Reznor’s not gonna let a little thing like an […]
Black Collar Workers 20 A BIG DAY FOR SOILWORK; FULL ALBUM STREAM AND A FREE T-SHIRT October 10th, 2007 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein Major labels, pay attention: THIS is how you treat your […]
Editorials 90 HOW MUCH METAL DO YOU HAVE IN YOU? October 10th, 2007 at 1:01pm Kip Wingerschmidt Legitimate question, right? Wait’ll you see what I actually mean […]
Editorials 20 CHILDREN OF BODOM DON’T HAVE AN ALBUM, BUT THEY HAVE A RELEASE DATE October 10th, 2007 at 10:47am Axl Rosenberg Children of Bodom only just entered a studio in their […]
Editorials 1 GET YOUR SOUNDS OF THE UNDERGROUND FIX FROM METAL INJECTION October 10th, 2007 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein Our pals over at Metal Injection have boatloads of new […]
Editorials 1 ROSETTA’S WAKE/LIFT: A TRUE SIREN’S CALL October 10th, 2007 at 6:47am Axl Rosenberg si·ren /ˈsaɪrən/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciatio[sahy-ruhn] –noun 1. […]
