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ARRESTING WILD WOMEN AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT IS LIKE ARRESTING CATHOLICS AT A CHURCH
August 19th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Arresting wild women at a Motley Crue concert is like […]


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STEEL PANTHER’S COLLECTIVE COCK IS “COMMUNITY PROPERTY”
August 14th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

We generally shy away from hate on ironic bands here […]


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THIS JUST IN: LITA FORD STILL SUCKS
August 14th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Never been a Lita Ford fan. Always thought she sucked. […]


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THE DONNAS GO (MORE) METAL
July 24th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Vince was pretty put-off by pop duo Tegan & Sara’s […]


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REMEMBER THIS BAND?
July 21st, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I have no idea what made me think of them […]


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VAINS OF JENNA “GET IT ON” WITH NEW SINGLE
July 21st, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

‘Cause yer Uncles Axl and Vince can’t ALWAYS keep it […]


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SO IT’S BACK TO WEED-ONLY FOR ME FOR AWHILE
July 17th, 2009 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg

When I left the bar on the relatively early side […]


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ROCKLAHOMA ’09: EPIC FAIL
July 15th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Our friend Allyson at Bring Back Glam has been reporting […]


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POISON WILL PERFORM AT THE TONY AWARDS
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:50pm Axl Rosenberg

Yes, the Tony Awards. Like the Oscars, only even gayer. […]


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REB BEACH CUTS IT LOOSE
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein

Loyal MetalSucks Maniac Steve S. sent us an email a […]


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BULLSH*T REUNION ALERT! ACCEPT TO TOUR WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER
May 18th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein

Bravewords.com tells me that Germans balls-to-the-wallers Accept are going to […]


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY C.C. DEVILLE
May 14th, 2009 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg

Thanks to Decibel for their tweet alert that today is […]


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IT WAS A QUEENSRYCHE KIND OF WEEKEND
May 11th, 2009 at 12:03pm Vince Neilstein

I learned something this weekend: MetalGF loves Queensryche. This was […]


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BECAUSE EVERYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH DAVID LEE ROTH IS AUTOMATICALLY HILARIOUS (EXCEPT HIS SHORT-LIVED RADIO SHOW)…
May 8th, 2009 at 4:59pm Vince Neilstein

So obviously the fact that there’s a Spanish version of […]


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RATT COME BACK FOR MORE, ROUND AND ROUND AND OUT OF THE CELLAR FOR ROCKLAHOMA
May 6th, 2009 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein

When I saw the news yesterday that Ratt are going […]


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VINNIE VINCENT, WE LOVE YOU
March 30th, 2009 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein

Vinnie Vincent is something of our patron saint here at […]


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METAL SHOP! METAL SKOOL! STEEL PANTHER!
March 26th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I’ve never gotten to see Metal Skool, f.k.a. Metal Shop, […]


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YES, YES, YES!!! THE BRET MICHAELS BOOK IS FINALLY COMING OUT!
March 26th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

It was over a year ago that we first got […]


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GUNS N’ ROSES IS NOW A COVER BAND OF A COVER BAND
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Directly from the horse’s mouth comes the news that “guitarist […]


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A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS?
February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]


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